HOLIDAY SCRIPTS

'New Year's Revolutions' (New Years)
Abner tries to make a New Year's resolution.


'Chocolate Covered Pickles' (Valentine's Day)
How to show real love.


'Converting the Irish' (St. Patrick's Day)
The story of St. Patrick teaches about turning the other cheek.


'Palms in Jerusalem' (Palm Sunday)
Abner learns about the events of Holy Week.


'Donkeys' (Palm Sunday)
Jesus, the servant king.


'Once Upon A Time' (Easter)
The meaning of the resurrection.


'Ralph' (April Fool's Day, Lent)
Mean tricks are not appropriate for God's children.


'Just Like Mother' (Pentecost)
The Holy Spirit makes us grow to be like God, just like the spirit of our mother in us makes us act like her sometimes.


'The Potato Masher' (Fourth of July)
Celebrate and display your faith.


'Roll Out The Mummies' (Halloween)
It's not nice to scare people.


'Be Thankful For Your Sister Day' (Thanksgiving)
Abner learns the story of the first Thanksgiving.
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'New Leaves For Christmas' (Christmas)
Gladys gets the audience to teach Abner about Christmas.



GENERAL SCRIPTS

'God Bless Sara Lee'
Put God first; the first commandment.


'All The Fish In The Sea'
Take care of God's earth.


'The Math Test'
Cheating only hurts you.


'The Want List'
Prayer is not just asking for things.


'A Worthless Idea'
Everybody is worth a fortune in God's eyes.


'Is There A Monster In The House?'
How Jesus can help you conquer fear.


'Acme Smoke Bombs, Inc.'
Always live as if Jesus were coming tomorrow.


'Important Lessons'
Read the Bible to learn.


'The Bible According to Abner'
The importance of Sunday School.


'The Slingshot Caper'
Repay evil with good.


'Abner Catches a Freeze'
Being contagious for Christ.


'The Has-Been Balloon'
Worship is a joyful time.


'The Green Muffin'
Being a Christian is more than sitting in church.


'The Candy In The Cupboard'
Why we think of Jesus as a door.


'Fear is Awe-Full'
What the fear of God really means.


'Soul Raffle'
How to share your faith. And how not to.


'God's Business'
Sunday is a special day.


'The Holy Cheese'
What it means to be holy.


'Animal Crackers'
God wants obedience and not sacrifice.
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'Abner For President'
Being important means serving others. The first shall be last.


'Wishing You Slimy Worms'
Love your enemies.


'Your Two Cents Worth'
The widow's mite. Stewardship.
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'Hitting Jesus With Spitballs'
Whatever you do to the least of these you do to Jesus.


'Logs in Your Eye'
Criticize your own actions first.


'It’s a Miracle!'
Give unselfishly to those in need.


'The Point System'
Really helping someone costs us something.


'The True Friend'
God is a true friend.


'The Persistent Pig'
The parable of the persistent widow and the unjust judge. Script for five performers. Not a Gladys and Abner Script.
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